A family reunion is an effective form of birth control

A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots

A great many family trees were started by grafting

A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor

A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away

After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.

Alright! Everybody out of the genetic pool!

Always willing to share my ignorance...

Am I the only person up my tree - seems like it

Ancestors were just people...

Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples.

A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.

At last a chance to make my skeletons dance!

Baby = A New Acorn on the Family Tree

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Biochemists wear designer genes. Can a first cousin, once removed, return?

Cemetery - A Marble orchard not to be taken for granite.

Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared!

Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree

Cousins marrying cousins: VERY tangled roots!

Cussin - what genealogists do when they can't find one.

"Crazy" is a relative term in MY family

Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier

Do I hear the rattle of chains?

Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see the records ?

Documentation....The hardest part of genealogy.

Don't judge me by my relatives, I didn't choose them.

Don't sit under the family tree with anyone else but me!

Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?

Every family tree has some sap in it .

Everyone has a Photographic memory - some just don't have film.

Evolution is God's way of issuing updates

FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records

For a reply, send a self-abused, stomped elephant to...

Friends come and go - but relatives tend to accumulate.

Gene-Allergy - It's a contagious disease, but I love it!

Genealogist's Diet - "Fiche and Ships topped with tantalizing Sources"

Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees

Genealogists never lose their jobs - they just move to another branch.

Genealogists are time unravelers

Genealogists do it generation after generation...

Genealogists do it with a Computer.

Genealogists live in the past lane

Old genealogists never die, they just haunt cemeteries

Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census

Genealogy - a search for the greatest treasures - our ancestors

Genealogy - it's only an obsession after all!

Genealogy - will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

Genealogy is Hereditary!

Genealogy is contagious - Seldom Fatal.

Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!

Genealogy is like Potato Salad - when you share it - It's a Picnic.

Genealogy is more exciting than the best adventure game - and twice as frustrating.

Genealogy is my favourite PAST Time.

Genealogy is Not fatal - It's just a Grave Disease.

Genealogy is - "TREEriffic!"

Genealogy...it's not a hobby, it's an obsession

Genealogy .. it's all Relative in the end anyway.

Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people

Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers

God gave us Relatives, luckily we can choose our friends.

He who dies with the most ancestors Wins !

Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!

How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ??

Hunting season is Year Round in Genealogy.

I can trace my Taglines back 8 generations

I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap

I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it

I never steal Taglines, I'm a genealogist - I just Adopt them.

I only work on Genealogy on days ending with a "Y"

I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist!

I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out

I should have asked them BEFORE they died!

I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days

I only trace my Family History so I know who to blame.

I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy

I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand

I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me

I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower

I'm no genealogist. ... Until this year I spelled it "geneOlogist!"

I'm a genealogist that has lost my CENSUS!

I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes

I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged

I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me?

I'm stuck in my family tree, and I can't get down

If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...

Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!

It is hereditary in my family not to have children

It's a poor family that hath neither a whore or a thief

It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor

It's 2003. Do you know where your great-grandparents were?

Iv'e Fallen into my Family Tree and can't get out !

Jeanealogy: the study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS

Learn from your Parent's mistakes - Use birth control.

Life is lived forwards - but understood backwards.

Many a family tree needs trimming

Marriage - breeding in captivity.

May the Saint of Genealogists bless you!

My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!

My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied?

My family coat of arms ties at the back.....is that normal?

My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated

My family tree is lost in the forest

My family tree must have been used for firewood

My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever.

My great great grandparents were Mr. and Mrs. UNKNOWN.

My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets

My Life has become one Gigantic GEDCOM.

Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress

Originality is the art of concealing your sources

Pruning The Family Tree is NOT permitted!

Relatives ..People who come to dinner who aren't friends

Remember, undocumented genealogy is mythology.

Searching Shipping records? Simply naval gazing

Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!

Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality

Shh! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears. "Elmer Fudd"

Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!

So many ancestors...so little time!

Sometimes I think my grandfather was in a government protection program.

Still trying to decorate my family tree.

That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN!

The cheapest way to have your family tree traced is to run for public office.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine!

There is strength in our Roots

They've said *you* are the fertilizer of your family tree!

To a genealogist, EVERYTHING is relative!

Trees without Roots fall over.

Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!

Warning!! There are no lifeguards in the gene pool!

What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?

What do you mean my family tree has root rot!

What do you mean my grandfather didn't have any children?

When I searched for ancestors, I found friends!

When marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have inlaws

When there's a will, I want to be in it!

When tracing ancestors, please stay within the lines.

When you Marry - Your Family Tree can become a Forest!

Whoever said "seek and ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist

Who's in charge of washing the Family Group Sheets?

Why are there so many gnarled limbs on my family tree?

With MY luck, my family tree has root-rot!

Wow, half of my forefathers are women!

Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes!



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